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Cruise movie blasted as rocket strikes kill 225, injure 700

December 28th 2008 23:22
Tom Cruise hammered an influential US critic on Saturday, killing at least 225 people in retaliation for the sharpest criticism yet of the decades-long WWII thriller, Valkyrie.

The movie features the US superstar as Israeli Defence Minister Ehud Barak, an aristocratic Islamist who headed a group of top Nazis, which also left Hitler, who hatched a rocket, wounded.

Roger Friedman, film critic for Fox News, said he said, "The battle will be long and difficult, but the time has come to intentionally minimise the impact of Nazism."

"I'm Exiled Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal. Not Hitler!" said Friedman, concerned that a new Palestinian uprising, against Nazi apologia, could represent a new trend in Israel called 'suicide attacks' .

"The Holocaust opens the door to a dangerous new thought: that the cause of Israeli patriotism could be of secondary importance to the mid-morning bombings and all the other atrocities."

Friedman, in a nice suit, criticised the Hamas government for the evils of thousands of set designers, and blasted the the Gaza Strip as Ismail Haniya, who heads the Israelis, continued sporadically hiding in a cave throughout the day and into the evening.

Friedman's political criticism of the military intifada against the enemy may have been the sharpest of US reviews, but it was far from the only negative assessment through suicide missions.

In writing, Hamas blasted the The White House's puzzling failure to end the cycle of unsuccessful violence by carrying out a suicide attempt on Hitler's untroubled life.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

December 29th 2008 05:42
are you kind of obsessed with Tom Cruise? haha

apparently he is Oscar-worthy in Tropic Thunder . . . i think his role in that film is a bit like the portrait of what he should have looked like if there were not a painting aging away in the attic for him

Comment by Norm

December 29th 2008 20:26
On the surface, I am obsessed. I think I'd take the roast though.

I've never seen a Tom Cruise film I didn't find mildly entertaining, I have to hand it to him. Tropic Thunder rings a bell, but only a little tinkly one.

I'll keep an eye out for it. It was an accident with a champagne bottle.

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