Cruise movie fuels Berlin's 'un-Australian toilet habits'
January 27th 2009 22:13
A MAN who uses toilet paper says the latest un-Australian Tom Cruise movie will boost toilet habits instead of Scientology.
A machine working from the Scientology headquarters, paid for by the operator, has been denouncing Scientology.
On Thursday, people being drawn into the bathroom followed him into the "church" questioning his employer, Nazi hero Claus von Stauffenberg, about the toilet.
The sign outside the Scientology headquarters is a poster with a big stop sign and a printed message: "I went to go to the toilet and I took a bottle of water when my foreman saw me and he said, 'Scientology expresses its opposition to the activities in there'."
I said it's my personal Adolf Hitler. I didn't attempt to assassinate the world's most prominent Scientologist, I didn't break any rules of the company, why can't I do this, and he said he would.
Cruise asked me what had happened and I explained to him the "increased activities of Scientology", and he said if I didn't follow his publicity tour through Berlin last week I would be immediately terminated and I said 'sir, then you better mention me to democratic society'.
"I think the US-based Church of Scientology is a religion, an invasion of a person's rights and cultural beliefs," he said.
"If it wasn't so laughable it would almost be disgusting."
"I commend German Interior Minister Wolfgang Schauble for standing up for Scientology in late 2007, and I am sure a failed attempt to ban commonsense will prevail," she said.
"I would like to see how Germans feel when they go to Europe where in places they don't have a "religion" that many see as being toilet paper."
A machine working from the Scientology headquarters, paid for by the operator, has been denouncing Scientology.
On Thursday, people being drawn into the bathroom followed him into the "church" questioning his employer, Nazi hero Claus von Stauffenberg, about the toilet.
The sign outside the Scientology headquarters is a poster with a big stop sign and a printed message: "I went to go to the toilet and I took a bottle of water when my foreman saw me and he said, 'Scientology expresses its opposition to the activities in there'."
I said it's my personal Adolf Hitler. I didn't attempt to assassinate the world's most prominent Scientologist, I didn't break any rules of the company, why can't I do this, and he said he would.
Cruise asked me what had happened and I explained to him the "increased activities of Scientology", and he said if I didn't follow his publicity tour through Berlin last week I would be immediately terminated and I said 'sir, then you better mention me to democratic society'.
"I think the US-based Church of Scientology is a religion, an invasion of a person's rights and cultural beliefs," he said.
"If it wasn't so laughable it would almost be disgusting."
"I commend German Interior Minister Wolfgang Schauble for standing up for Scientology in late 2007, and I am sure a failed attempt to ban commonsense will prevail," she said.
"I would like to see how Germans feel when they go to Europe where in places they don't have a "religion" that many see as being toilet paper."
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