Curries, the Source of Trouble
January 5th 2008 23:17
Rug-heads from around the shit-hole of Central Asia and those manning taxis from inside Australian borders are a bunch of monkey throwers, according to leading walkers.
The curry-munchers, nothing more than peculiar smelling and incomprehensible, will have to eat humble curry-pie when they feel the might of a nation of beaters.
"My fellow Australians love nothing more than whipping curries", said gourmet chef and Channel Nine wicketkeeper Ian Healy.
It's the reason curries over here never rise.
"They want curry, then that's what we'll give them", said a waiter in an Indian Restaurant.
It is believed the champ at the center of the curry-controversy has slipped while grinding his organs.
"Mate, I've had to ape Australians in order to become one. That's why I'm more Aussie than bonza, you beaut, cobber", the coconut-clapper claims.
The curry-munchers, nothing more than peculiar smelling and incomprehensible, will have to eat humble curry-pie when they feel the might of a nation of beaters.
"My fellow Australians love nothing more than whipping curries", said gourmet chef and Channel Nine wicketkeeper Ian Healy.
It's the reason curries over here never rise.
"They want curry, then that's what we'll give them", said a waiter in an Indian Restaurant.
It is believed the champ at the center of the curry-controversy has slipped while grinding his organs.
"Mate, I've had to ape Australians in order to become one. That's why I'm more Aussie than bonza, you beaut, cobber", the coconut-clapper claims.
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