Daughter killed over mini-skirt in St Petersburg
April 15th 2009 03:43
AN Azeri immigrant in Russia's northern city of Saint Petersburg has been charged with hiring hit men to kill his 21-year-old daughter for wearing a mini-skirt.
The girl, incited to wear the potentially provocative garment by The Soon To Be World Famous Online Vintage Craft Book Museum (TSTBWFOVCBV), was taken to a secluded location for a shoot in the back of the head.
"She should have seen it coming," said a leading designer, "But she was wearing a blindfold, at the time," he said, "Everything about her screamed fashion-victim."
"I can't help think that if she had been wearing a Nun's habit none of this would have happened," the intelligent designer explained, snapping away, happily.
The father of the daughter taken for an expensive shoot in a secluded location has been held for questioning the intelligent designer's mysterious ways.
"I knew I should not have questioned intelligent designer's mysterious ways as soon as I looked up the skirt on TSTBWFOVCBV and asked why," the father confessed to fashion police.
"It daughter fault for inciting religious tension by wearing provocative skirt that make me hard up for cash," the father said, feeling inside his pockets for a gun.
The mini-skirt, not part of the intelligent designer's master-plan, has been held up as an example of a cheap way to dress by those with pockets.
"It diabolical little number that make man want to look up and ask for a long sentence down there," the father said, pointing to the underworld.
"Since atheism crumble we people have more right to practice covering up dead gorgeous girl so she can't have life," said the gravediggers, dishing the dirt.
The girl, incited to wear the potentially provocative garment by The Soon To Be World Famous Online Vintage Craft Book Museum (TSTBWFOVCBV), was taken to a secluded location for a shoot in the back of the head.
"She should have seen it coming," said a leading designer, "But she was wearing a blindfold, at the time," he said, "Everything about her screamed fashion-victim."
"I can't help think that if she had been wearing a Nun's habit none of this would have happened," the intelligent designer explained, snapping away, happily.
The father of the daughter taken for an expensive shoot in a secluded location has been held for questioning the intelligent designer's mysterious ways.
"I knew I should not have questioned intelligent designer's mysterious ways as soon as I looked up the skirt on TSTBWFOVCBV and asked why," the father confessed to fashion police.
"It daughter fault for inciting religious tension by wearing provocative skirt that make me hard up for cash," the father said, feeling inside his pockets for a gun.
The mini-skirt, not part of the intelligent designer's master-plan, has been held up as an example of a cheap way to dress by those with pockets.
"It diabolical little number that make man want to look up and ask for a long sentence down there," the father said, pointing to the underworld.
"Since atheism crumble we people have more right to practice covering up dead gorgeous girl so she can't have life," said the gravediggers, dishing the dirt.
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