David Irving Refutes Claims Hitler Was A Real Pig
February 18th 2009 22:13
Revisionist historian David Irving has scoffed at claims that Adolf Hitler was a real pig and he says he has the evidence to prove it.
"I've been able to salvage some rare footage of a soiree hosted by Hitler in his villa in the last months of his life," the imminent historian said.
"In the dinner scene, Hitler can be seen delighting guests with anecdotes about his time in the trenches of the Great War," Irving boasts.
"He captivates his companions with his stories about his encounters with homosexuals and his lapses of judgement," the historian recounts.
"Hitler handles the awkward silences with intelligent questions of his guests that lead them to reveal their bottoms to the entire table," the neo-Historian whines.
"Hitler's guests retire to the spacious living room for an apperitif and a glass of whatever is on hand. This night it is fortified rat's urine," Irving explains.
"It is here, in the living room, that Hitler shines. He unfurls his semi-flacid penis and massages himself erect. With a saliva lubricant he ejaculates on some biscuits," the intellectual said.
"Everyone seems to be having the most delightful evening. The manner in which Hitler conducts himelf is urbane and considerate. I'd almost go as far as to say that he's not the man people would have you believe," he told his children.
"It's then there's a knock on the door and Hitler, hearing the news that the souffles haven't risen, pulls his gun (from his pocket) and shoots everyone." he said.
"And everyone says that he had other people do his dirty work. He takes everyone's plate and then, not surprisingly, does the washing up," he said, revising his notes.
"I've been able to salvage some rare footage of a soiree hosted by Hitler in his villa in the last months of his life," the imminent historian said.
"In the dinner scene, Hitler can be seen delighting guests with anecdotes about his time in the trenches of the Great War," Irving boasts.
"He captivates his companions with his stories about his encounters with homosexuals and his lapses of judgement," the historian recounts.
"Hitler handles the awkward silences with intelligent questions of his guests that lead them to reveal their bottoms to the entire table," the neo-Historian whines.
"Hitler's guests retire to the spacious living room for an apperitif and a glass of whatever is on hand. This night it is fortified rat's urine," Irving explains.
"It is here, in the living room, that Hitler shines. He unfurls his semi-flacid penis and massages himself erect. With a saliva lubricant he ejaculates on some biscuits," the intellectual said.
"Everyone seems to be having the most delightful evening. The manner in which Hitler conducts himelf is urbane and considerate. I'd almost go as far as to say that he's not the man people would have you believe," he told his children.
"It's then there's a knock on the door and Hitler, hearing the news that the souffles haven't risen, pulls his gun (from his pocket) and shoots everyone." he said.
"And everyone says that he had other people do his dirty work. He takes everyone's plate and then, not surprisingly, does the washing up," he said, revising his notes.
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