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'Dead alien' found in Siberian snow

April 21st 2011 00:35
Federal Opposition Leader Tony Abbott says more mentally ill aliens would be able to return to Irkutsk, Russia if they had better access to child pornography and brown paper bags, and although three or four remained on the roof, the situation has made them millionaires.

It may just be an elaborate hoax, but a video has surfaced showing my colleague Andrew Robb talking down a handful of protesters from the rooftops of Sydney's Villawood Detention Centre after a night of child pornography, a spokesman for Buckingham Palace said.

I think anyone who knows Andrew, head to one side and mouth slightly open, and works with Andrew would say that he has possession of child pornography, and this is an example of it overnight, the Daily Mail reported, possibly with a South African tribal stick.

Opposition finance spokesman Andrew Robb has recently used plastic gloves to search the front and back seats as well as the boot and later emerged from the house carrying the body of an alien child, a spokesman for Buckingham Palace said.

The slender, badly damaged opposition finance spokesman was found lying on the front and back seats with its head, frankly quite unacceptable, to one side and his mouth, otherwise in hand, was stuffed with mud and leaves and the umbilical cord was still attached.

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Comment by Andy Tope

April 21st 2011 02:05
Norm. I am lost for words here! I just wanted to tell you that.

Comment by Norm

April 21st 2011 02:19
When in Rome, Andy. All roads lead somewhere else. Copy, paste and wink.

Comment by Chris Champion

April 21st 2011 10:06
Andy, I think I found one of your lost words. Oh, wait, it's got four letters. Probably dropped by Norm.

Comment by Norm

April 21st 2011 21:40
If that's a fart joke, Chris, you have a lot to learn.

Comment by Chris Champion

April 21st 2011 22:42
Speak up, Norm. I can't hear you when I've got my nose covered.

Comment by Norm

April 21st 2011 23:38
If that's another fart joke, Chris, you'll be hearing from my walrus.

Comment by Chris Champion

April 21st 2011 23:40
I just heard from your lawyer. I've never heard a lawyer fart so loudly.

Comment by Norm

April 21st 2011 23:42
Who said anything about a lawyer? You'll be hearing from my optometrist.

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