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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

The Value of Human Life

February 15th 2010 00:24
From the moment we are conceived and sewn into our mother’s wombs, when two rockets missed their target on Sunday, we are loved and known by God, effectively giving him a veto over any decision.

Former racing commentator Sir Peter O'Sullevan called him "a very good mate" and said I particularly enjoyed reading his novels and found him a wonderfully efficient author.

Scripture teaches us that ''a gluttonous lifestyle'' was the climactic event of all of God’s creative work.

His works were also regularly featured in volumes of Reader's Digest condensed books.

He created each and every one of us in a small maroon-coloured vehicle in Ballarto Road, Frankston North.The value of life is down from 32 per cent 10 years ago. God made us in His image and menaced a woman in a terrifying incident.

He spent his final years in retirement in the Cayman Islands and his family said he "died of old age".

In fact, God sacrificed his only Son, weathered face and messy light brown hair, so that we could be saved from our sins, before driving away - hysterical screaming and all.

The next novel co-written with his son is due to be published in the autumn.

So, the next time you are feeling worthless or being labelled a pedophile you should turn to God and let Him comfort you, or go to crimestoppers.com.au.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman said the Queen would be "saddened" by the news.

For more on how much God values human life - and three hours of good clean fun, sex attacks, robberies, assaults and weapon offences - here are some scriptures to read:
Genesis 1

They were all written in the first person and were meticulously researched and written in longhand.

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Comment by Chris Champion

February 15th 2010 21:20
I notice that there are no comments on this post, although this observation will be instantly invalidated as soon as I ...

Comment by Chris Champion

February 15th 2010 21:20

Comment by Norm

February 15th 2010 21:32
Let your fingers do the talking. I'm a bit deaf in this ear.

Comment by Michaelie

February 17th 2010 07:53
Amen, Norm.

PS: I still want to marry you (whether you are agreeable or not), have just been otherwise engaged of late.

Mich

Comment by Chris Champion

February 17th 2010 09:45

Comment by Michaelie

February 17th 2010 09:48
You can be Maid of Honour!

Comment by Chris Champion

February 17th 2010 09:50
No, wait, anything for you and Norm, y'know, but Maid of Honour ... that's who all the guys want to bed!

Comment by Morgan Bell

February 17th 2010 13:48
i think the answer is $5.50 on a Health Care Card

Comment by Norm

February 17th 2010 22:00

Comment by RubySoho

February 18th 2010 02:42
the value of Pauline Hanson's life is 9% Middle Eastern.
for Margaret Thatcher that figure jumps to 24%.

Comment by Norm

February 19th 2010 00:25

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