Dina Lohan says Lindsay Lohan and Heath Ledger were dating when he died
November 11th 2009 22:43
LINDSAY Lohan was dating Heath Ledger when he died, her mother has revealed in a phone call to the actress's father.
"So what are you wearing now?" the actress's father asked, tossing off his jacket after a long day at the office.
Lohan's mother, wearing a wire, was recorded as saying that she wasn't wearing anything, but asked her answering machine: "Does this turn you on?"
The answering machine, recording messages from the other side of the world, told us: "Please leave a message after the beep."
When we spoke to Lohan's mother she was wearing a wire, and was asked: "Don't you get cold? Or arrested?" To which she responded: "It's insulated."
I said to her: "Do you have to take all the good roles?" Her response came in the middle of trying on Heath Ledger. "Is this thing on?"
Lindsay Lohan, playing the role of her life as a victim, has been trying it on for as long as anyone can recall.
The actress's father, getting himself a knuckle sandwich, put down the phone and called for some new teeth.
"Smell the cheese," he said, making punch.
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"So what are you wearing now?" the actress's father asked, tossing off his jacket after a long day at the office.
Lohan's mother, wearing a wire, was recorded as saying that she wasn't wearing anything, but asked her answering machine: "Does this turn you on?"
The answering machine, recording messages from the other side of the world, told us: "Please leave a message after the beep."
When we spoke to Lohan's mother she was wearing a wire, and was asked: "Don't you get cold? Or arrested?" To which she responded: "It's insulated."
Saddam Hussein hung his head when he heard Lindsay's mother open her trap and was urged to brush regularly. His hair is a mess.
I said to her: "Do you have to take all the good roles?" Her response came in the middle of trying on Heath Ledger. "Is this thing on?"
Lindsay Lohan, playing the role of her life as a victim, has been trying it on for as long as anyone can recall.
The actress's father, getting himself a knuckle sandwich, put down the phone and called for some new teeth.
"Smell the cheese," he said, making punch.
Heath Ledger Pants
We Clone And Skin Heath Ledger So You Can Get In His Pants.
From The Designer Who Brought You A Spiked Drink.
www.deadly-threads.net
Heath Ledger Pants
He Has No Sweat Glands.
www.hot-dog.org
Heath Ledger Sweats
We Stole His Gym Clothes! For A Steal
You Can Give Us That Lady's Handbag!
www.memorabiliaphilia.com
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