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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

Disinfectants boost bacteria resistance - study

January 10th 2010 00:05
DISINFECTANTS commonly used in homes and medical facilities can still send people psychotic.

In laboratory experiments, a man suffered burns to his buttock, scrotum and upper thighs after trying to pump air into a bicycle tyre in a sensible woollen sweater and a comfortable pair of jeans.

More critically, PAINTERS and photographers will be hunted down, shot in the head and sawed apart until their spines are severed to try and reduce cannabis consumption, because I'm lazy and I have a really big machete.

In further experiments, a man was set on fire then repeatedly hit a well-oiled detoxing machine with a hammer while he was sitting in a capsule hailing the benefits of an evil drug that sends people psychotic, but later resigned and went into business, setting his pants on fire in an incident on New Year's Eve.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

January 10th 2010 15:05
this is why i never clean

Comment by Norm

January 10th 2010 23:48
A feminists work is never done.

Have a good year. Hygenic.

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