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DNA test shows Hitler skull is that of a woman

September 30th 2009 00:16
ADOLF Hitler may not have died in a bunker after fresh research suggests the skull thought to be the tyrant's was from a woman.

He was found by a member of the National Guard on Friday wearing nothing but an oversized pair of shorts held up by a belt.

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On another occasion, he was beaten with an iron bar but no one was ever prosecuted, the court heard.

"When I first saw it I was just on my bike, I was laughing my head off,'' Newport retailer Jeff Kahler said.

Evil powers caused this person to lose self control.

He and two of his friends were in their tents when a young female came in and "started handling us".

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said.

He reportedly said that he spent most of his time inside a closet and the door had been blocked with a ladder or some furniture.

It will open in the UK, France and New Zealand over the next two months.

The Russians later dug up a burnt and buried corpse - its head sporting a bullet hole - which they declared was his.

Autopsy results are pending, but investigators believe she was beaten and suffocated.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

September 30th 2009 12:48
maybe Hitler was transgendered?

Comment by Norm

September 30th 2009 21:57
At the very least, an interior decorator.

"If ve just nork down zis ve can make ze living woom bicker."

"I'll even through you in an oven."

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 30th 2009 22:21

Comment by Dianna G

September 30th 2009 22:31
Norm,

The perfect ending to a long day... Keep up the good work.

Maybe Hitler tried to clone himself and it came out wrong but was close enough for them to mistake her for him?

~Dianna

Comment by Norm

September 30th 2009 22:32

Comment by Norm

September 30th 2009 22:34

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 30th 2009 22:38
you dont have ways

i know because i havent given you any yet

Comment by Norm

September 30th 2009 22:40
Everybody knows Hitler escaped to pursue his lifetime dream of playing keyboards in an adult contemporary rock outfit.
And of course, with Josef Mengele, went into managing up and comers, like the Thompson Twins.
The cloning thing came later when he founded the Beatles, who all sported his hair.

Comment by Norm

September 30th 2009 22:44

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 30th 2009 22:45
to pursue his lifetime dream of playing keyboards in an adult contemporary rock outfit.

Dawkinite & The Bigots?

i think ive seen them, they play a mean google

Comment by Norm

September 30th 2009 23:00
And run a successful baloney-detector manufacturing plant.

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