Dr. Nitschke's Evil Twin Reanimates James Joyce's Petrified Corpse
September 24th 2008 23:56
Dr. Nitschke, the doctor at the top of a pair of sandals worn with socks, has warned the world of the deadly danger of James Joyce's Zombie.
"He's secretly planning some unspeakable horror," the Good Doctor, good and a doctor, told his evil twin as he attached the wings of a pig to a chicken.
The danger, warns Dr Nitschke, of this new Zombie is that "he threatens people's faith in the afterlife" and that means that.
"This book of his, have you read it?, is worse than that one Satan wrote," Nitschke told his flock, as he held his copy of the good book aloft.
The Good Book, good, was, despite the best efforts of our Fuhrer who art in Heaven, written by the unholy hand of the satanic worshipper, the Devil.
"I take it all back," Joyce's corpse, beyond putrified, whimpered as he took dictation for the foreword to the new Edition of Ulysses.
The foreword, dictated by the Good Doctor, contains the instructions for how to go about your business with a match and not get caught.
"It's all in the book, but you have to read it from right to left," the increasingly Islamic sounding doctor, a deadly shit, told his Zombie receptionist.
The Zombie receptionist, none other than the waking corpse of what's-his-farce, was, for the first time in his afterlife, taking a letter.
"He's secretly planning some unspeakable horror," the Good Doctor, good and a doctor, told his evil twin as he attached the wings of a pig to a chicken.
The danger, warns Dr Nitschke, of this new Zombie is that "he threatens people's faith in the afterlife" and that means that.
"This book of his, have you read it?, is worse than that one Satan wrote," Nitschke told his flock, as he held his copy of the good book aloft.
The Good Book, good, was, despite the best efforts of our Fuhrer who art in Heaven, written by the unholy hand of the satanic worshipper, the Devil.
"I take it all back," Joyce's corpse, beyond putrified, whimpered as he took dictation for the foreword to the new Edition of Ulysses.
The foreword, dictated by the Good Doctor, contains the instructions for how to go about your business with a match and not get caught.
"It's all in the book, but you have to read it from right to left," the increasingly Islamic sounding doctor, a deadly shit, told his Zombie receptionist.
The Zombie receptionist, none other than the waking corpse of what's-his-farce, was, for the first time in his afterlife, taking a letter.
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Comment by Cibbuano
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But would he attack Dublin in a fit of zombie rage?
Comment by Morgan Bell
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whoa!
sounds worse than a sheep/goat chimera!
Comment by Norm
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Morgsyworgsy, look I'm not one to go around stirring up a hornet's nest, so let's just say I am. Goats are wonderful animals, very sociable. Good for the garden. Make fitter cheese, I'll say.
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
This one is a purler.
Comment by Norm
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
Apparently you're supposed to deliver them to post boxes.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
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