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'Engaged': Miley Cyrus stalker charged

August 8th 2009 03:03
POLICE have charged a 53-year-old man with trying to stalk teenage star Miley Cyrus after he was arrested a month ago for attempting to reach her on a movie set.

His "daughter" loves him a lot, Mr Berlusconi said, referring to himself in the third person.

Mr Berlusconi has denied having had a romantic relationship with the teenager.

"I could have lost my hand. It is unbelievable that I have come out of it with just a broken wrist."

They were understood to have become secretly engaged earlier this year.

It is claimed that when he approached her, she asked him: "Are you here to deliver my new daughter?"

He arrived weighing about 4.5kg.

"We believe it's a female so there is that possibility," he said.

A neighbour said he saw about 10 boys prodding the body with sticks.

"The Prime Minister has no skeletons in his cupboard, no one can blackmail him and nothing and nobody can upset him," Mr Berlusconi said, alluding to the call-girl's allegations.

But it was not until a parent tried to fish the remains out on Wednesday that anyone suspected it was a human.

Trains on the Sandringham line will be disrupted for some time.

"It's a great place for sex," Berlusconi said.

"All I know is that good things do come to those who wait, and I've sure had to wait for this one," Cyrus said in a recent interview.

Haggis, sheep's heart and lungs chopped up with spices and oatmeal, stuffed into a sheep's stomach and boiled, is often served with a glass of Scotch whisky.


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Comment by Morgan Bell

August 8th 2009 08:12
did you see the Delta Goodram twitter stalker, he was an anti-semite . . . he may or may not have had a junk mail round

Comment by Norm

August 9th 2009 00:14

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