Mel Gibson Remakes Spielberg's Jaws: Jews
March 9th 2008 23:57
Jews now have a very definite feature
The surgical procedure, which lasted over three days, saw Gibson MD rewire the mandibles of the multi-globular award whining detractor, and blithering yidiot, Spielberg OBE.
The procedure captured on big brothish surveillance up-skirt cams is being edited by the many wings of the angels watching under the doctored Gibson.
"There's just so much footage," Gibson told podiatrists attending a conventional oven in the lobby.
The resulting Hollywood spectacular, spectacularly bypassing Hollywood waiters, will scare the bejesus out of every messiah.
"I'm going to make a fortune out of Jews," Gibson told nurses attending him.
"First thing I'm going to do is go out and buy a Yamaka," he said while sitting on a hog in the theatre.
Upon hearing of Jews, Gibson's father, Hutton scratched his fingers on the blackboard before being ushered away with some popcorn.
"There's only one way to find out if they really do bleed," he said while sharpening his scalp.
Jews create panic in the water
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