Richard Pratt facing the Clink
June 21st 2008 03:03
The upstanding businessman
The millionaire businessmaniac, philanderer, and grovel threated frontman for iconoclastic cardboard band Cold Cheezel has sung for the first time about his date with bumbling officers.
"I'll be going in for the soft-cell," the blues sinker told adoring fanatics.
It is understood he is basing his prediction on the harsh treatment planted out to other high-floundering rorters like Glenn Wheatley.
"By the time they charge me, I'll already be dead!" the laughing Pratt told worried infestors.
The charges stem from planted evidence found in the cardboard hoarders blank pockets.
Good friends have sullied around the ageing sinker as he prepares for beddy-byes.
Good night, nerves.
I know.
Nothing.
Nothing!
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