Erica, James Packer claim family stalked by Teresa Jagla
February 23rd 2009 23:00
Kerry Packer's illegitimate daughter from a turbulent extra-marital affair with Kerry-Anne Kennelly has pointed out obvious flaws in Channel Nine's new hit sit-com Underbelly.
"It's not funny for a start," she told her sister Erica Baxter. "If I was you, I'd not be suffering from some sort of mental health problem. How many crazy rich bitches get locked up?"
"My point is that Robert Trimbole is not as bad as you make out. Actually, he never even owned an orange orchard. He did wear a funny hat, I'll give you that," she said brandishing a hat.
"But really, it's not funny. I mean, here I am. Screaming out for some attention from my family and all I get is a role in the background of George Freeman's casino," she said oiling her naked frame.
"I tell you what, Erica," she said pointedly, "I'm over all of these lies for dramatic effect. I am your sister. Now let me see my niece or I'll go all Ray Chuckian on you, Les," she said sneaking in to her house.
"I'm really not as bad as the papers make out. I couldn't even kill your little dog. Sorry about the cat. Something just came over me," she said as she pulled, what many thought was a beanie but was actually, a baklava over her face.
"I can't wait to see what's going to transpire next week. I think that I might strap myself with a bag of icing sugar and jump out of you cake-hole, Erica," she whispered in my ear.
That's not my name.
"It's not funny for a start," she told her sister Erica Baxter. "If I was you, I'd not be suffering from some sort of mental health problem. How many crazy rich bitches get locked up?"
"My point is that Robert Trimbole is not as bad as you make out. Actually, he never even owned an orange orchard. He did wear a funny hat, I'll give you that," she said brandishing a hat.
"But really, it's not funny. I mean, here I am. Screaming out for some attention from my family and all I get is a role in the background of George Freeman's casino," she said oiling her naked frame.
"I tell you what, Erica," she said pointedly, "I'm over all of these lies for dramatic effect. I am your sister. Now let me see my niece or I'll go all Ray Chuckian on you, Les," she said sneaking in to her house.
"I'm really not as bad as the papers make out. I couldn't even kill your little dog. Sorry about the cat. Something just came over me," she said as she pulled, what many thought was a beanie but was actually, a baklava over her face.
"I can't wait to see what's going to transpire next week. I think that I might strap myself with a bag of icing sugar and jump out of you cake-hole, Erica," she whispered in my ear.
That's not my name.
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