Erotic 'daggering' dance craze causing bodily harm
June 4th 2009 02:28
AN erotic dance craze is thought to be the cause of a recent spate of broken penises in Jamaica, and now faces a government crackdown.
"Yeah, mon!" one government official said, "I and I don't think it's irie, but it take two to tango," she said, cracking down hard on a broken penis.
"Daggering", made famous by broken penis-wielders behind Boris Yeltsin, has the intoxicating charm of a broken-down drunk high on power.
"Let us have waltz down memory avenue," Yeltsin said, returning to the political stage, "Watch me bust a move," he said, busting an already broken one.
Yeltsin, a broken man after "Daggering", had taken steps to increase his flexibilty for partners after the "Iron Curtain" was famously pulled by Russia's neighbours.
"I and I really need a drink," Yeltsin said, pulling the "Iron Curtain", a step made famous by Mikhail Gorbachev, "I and I going to be laid up for a week."
Gorbachev, leading the way for right-wing nancy Ronald Reagan, had famously "snapped one off" in leading lady Margaret Thatcher's dry arsehole.
"Nancy and I," Thatcher said, speaking of her right-sided arsehole Reagan, "Have made some daring moves," she said, "Glasnost is not one."
Reagan, an arsehole in the pocket of the highest bidder, had famously cracked a "Spaz", a move made famous by retards on the side of the right.
"I think," Gorbachev said, getting down, "Openness and transparency could be huge in the West," he said, making a move he had dubbed "Glasnost".
"Yeah, mon!" one government official said, "I and I don't think it's irie, but it take two to tango," she said, cracking down hard on a broken penis.
"Daggering", made famous by broken penis-wielders behind Boris Yeltsin, has the intoxicating charm of a broken-down drunk high on power.
"Let us have waltz down memory avenue," Yeltsin said, returning to the political stage, "Watch me bust a move," he said, busting an already broken one.
Yeltsin, a broken man after "Daggering", had taken steps to increase his flexibilty for partners after the "Iron Curtain" was famously pulled by Russia's neighbours.
"I and I really need a drink," Yeltsin said, pulling the "Iron Curtain", a step made famous by Mikhail Gorbachev, "I and I going to be laid up for a week."
Gorbachev, leading the way for right-wing nancy Ronald Reagan, had famously "snapped one off" in leading lady Margaret Thatcher's dry arsehole.
"Nancy and I," Thatcher said, speaking of her right-sided arsehole Reagan, "Have made some daring moves," she said, "Glasnost is not one."
Reagan, an arsehole in the pocket of the highest bidder, had famously cracked a "Spaz", a move made famous by retards on the side of the right.
"I think," Gorbachev said, getting down, "Openness and transparency could be huge in the West," he said, making a move he had dubbed "Glasnost".
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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id like to see you credentials before we discuss this further
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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Deep Pencil
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Artist Quirk
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I can just see you hanging from Jon's sleeves.
This autumn it's all about accessorising.