Evil genius Roger Federer admits to creating winning-machine monster
January 26th 2008 12:36
The diabolical brain behind the single-handed bandit has told opponents to beware of his latest creation ahead of electrical activity that has him remembering dismembered patients from his past.
The evil Doctor Federer, who has whipped many lazy rackets over the net, has admitted that his latest diabolical invention is his most self-destructive.
"To be perfectly frankenstein, I only ever play well in parts and pieces these days."
Federer looked up into his latest opponent's mother's box and was shocked to find another top seed.
After stalling at the hands of his Slav slave, Federer says that "He can't wait to get back into neutral."
His opponent, the Slav, has cut short his hair ahead of it falling out from radioactive roots.
The evil Doctor Federer, who has whipped many lazy rackets over the net, has admitted that his latest diabolical invention is his most self-destructive.
"To be perfectly frankenstein, I only ever play well in parts and pieces these days."
Federer looked up into his latest opponent's mother's box and was shocked to find another top seed.
After stalling at the hands of his Slav slave, Federer says that "He can't wait to get back into neutral."
His opponent, the Slav, has cut short his hair ahead of it falling out from radioactive roots.
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