EXCLUSIVE REPORT: GOD SAYS US ARE THE CHOSEN ONES
February 9th 2008 00:04
His wife, Roseanne Barr, says that he's an animal in the sack.
His son, Ronald McDonald Reagan, says that he wants more niggers to fry with that.
He is, of course, the one and only.
Speaking from his heavenly palace, the Almighty One told us, "First of all, I am a Christian and second of all I am a God. Third of all, I put Americans on this earth, that I created, to spread democracy, which I didn't."
The heavenly father denies that "spreading democracy" is a euphemism for "stripping resources from poorer countries."
"I deny that", he told us from on high.
The dictator of much of the good book, the wonderfully accurate rendering of fat, says that one day, when the evil, and quite contrary, Muslim darkies have been whipped by "our boys in Iraq" we will all be able to cruise around in "good American cars" with good "American oil" in the tanks.
The tanks are set to roll over Iran next.
His son, Ronald McDonald Reagan, says that he wants more niggers to fry with that.
He is, of course, the one and only.
Speaking from his heavenly palace, the Almighty One told us, "First of all, I am a Christian and second of all I am a God. Third of all, I put Americans on this earth, that I created, to spread democracy, which I didn't."
The heavenly father denies that "spreading democracy" is a euphemism for "stripping resources from poorer countries."
"I deny that", he told us from on high.
The dictator of much of the good book, the wonderfully accurate rendering of fat, says that one day, when the evil, and quite contrary, Muslim darkies have been whipped by "our boys in Iraq" we will all be able to cruise around in "good American cars" with good "American oil" in the tanks.
The tanks are set to roll over Iran next.
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