Experts Warn That We Face a Shortage of Apocalyptic Hysterias
December 17th 2007 23:36
Confident that the world is no longer in danger of a nuclear holocaust but in the grip of impending environmental doom, experts believe that no new "end of the world scenarios" can be concocted or believed by the anxious public.
"We are very concerned about the hysteria surrounding hysteria. We need to make people aware that we are the first people ever that face challenges that threaten our survival", said one hysterical expat.
It's a shortage that could see the proliferation of resources to new fields and the growth of a new stain of deadly parasites.
With the world set to end for the last time some time in the near future, people across the globe are preparing to switch of their globes so that others can bask in their light.
"Every epoch has faced its own end, with one result: forgetfulness." claims the litigant in a case for carrying cosmetics.
When asked about what they'll do when the last apocalytic theory has finished, most people believe, according to a survey conducted by a homeless man, that they'll find a way to carry on some other distractive behaviour.
If the world does end in doom, I said it first.
Idiots across the surface of this flat planet continue to consume more of everything that they don't need any at all of.
An incredibly loud, hysterical voice has said, "We won't be silenced on anything. Especially valium."
"We are very concerned about the hysteria surrounding hysteria. We need to make people aware that we are the first people ever that face challenges that threaten our survival", said one hysterical expat.
It's a shortage that could see the proliferation of resources to new fields and the growth of a new stain of deadly parasites.
With the world set to end for the last time some time in the near future, people across the globe are preparing to switch of their globes so that others can bask in their light.
"Every epoch has faced its own end, with one result: forgetfulness." claims the litigant in a case for carrying cosmetics.
When asked about what they'll do when the last apocalytic theory has finished, most people believe, according to a survey conducted by a homeless man, that they'll find a way to carry on some other distractive behaviour.
If the world does end in doom, I said it first.
Idiots across the surface of this flat planet continue to consume more of everything that they don't need any at all of.
An incredibly loud, hysterical voice has said, "We won't be silenced on anything. Especially valium."
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