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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

Thirty-year-old woman still growing

June 24th 2009 05:54
The Three Stooges
The diagnosis was made by Chairman Moe (seen here transplanting the hair of Larry into the larynx of Curly)

A woman in the US is suffering from an incurable growth syndrome that makes her body grow at an incredibly fast rate.

"Either she getting bigger," Moe said, slipping on his banana, "or I'm smaller getting," the chronic sufferer of LMS (Little Man Syndrome) said.

He said when Aboriginal people are lying on a dark road surface, wearing dark clothes, they are extremely hard to see.

"They just habit have a of blending in," he said, mixing himself up with an important person. "Is that racist?" he asked, running over things and not stopping to check.

Several doctors testified she suffered the most severe case of malnutrition they had ever seen, with one expert saying the child's head resembled a skull wrapped in skin.

"I'm no doctor," Moe said, testing everyone's patients, "but I certainly think woman this is... getting too big for her boots," he said, fitting her into a larger pair. "How does that feel?" he asked, touching her toes.

The Three Stooges were an American vaudeville and comedy act of the early to mid–20th century best known for their numerous short subject films.

"That's much better isn't it?" Moe asked, as she wrapped her feet around his face. "It's definitely you," he said, comparing her to her reflection in the mirror.

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Comment by Mau-Medellin

June 24th 2009 06:16
Norm al Ted

I don't know what this is about, but I love it!

Mau-Medellin


Comment by Morgan Bell

June 24th 2009 06:48
you are digging a hole with a knee-jerk reaction

Comment by Norm

June 24th 2009 08:15
Mau, why don't read some of you my posts to form a basis criticism for? Be good lad.

Morgs, it's the only way to go when you need to dump.
A body.

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 24th 2009 16:19
you chopped him off

chopped off

CHOPPED OFF

checkmate

Comment by Norm

June 24th 2009 23:43

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 25th 2009 18:11
oh good you took my advice and slept on it, i hope you appreciate me saving your face

Comment by Norm

June 25th 2009 22:23

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 26th 2009 07:39
and you are a foul hack

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 26th 2009 07:43

Comment by Norm

June 27th 2009 02:21

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 27th 2009 11:39

Comment by Norm

June 27th 2009 22:17

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 28th 2009 08:34
you are overdue for your examination, youve been quite hysterical lately

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