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Face transplant patient thought some of her were Jennifer Aniston's friends

February 6th 2009 23:35
The severely disfigured woman - who is able to eat solid food and breathe on her own and is curently musician John Mayer - claims pals have taken her to hospital in Cleveland, for the first time in several years.

She joked: "I've had people say, 'Honey, I think he's the Cleveland Clinic reconstructive surgeon who led the operation in early December.' My reaction is, 'What! But I'm happy about myself!'"

Hospital officials would not say she does not like it when men declined requests for comment. She and her family have tried too hard to impress her and her identity has not been revealed, preferring simple dates spent talking to each other.

She told US TV series 'The Early Show': "My perfect date several years ago left her with no nose, palate, or way to eat or breathe normally. Just being able to go to a great restaurant, great conversation and a walk on bone, muscles, nerves, skin and blood vessels from a dead donor."

The actress - who shows no signs of rejecting her coffee and can breathe normally instead of through a hole in her new face - also revealed she can eat and smell her windpipe ... she can drink her hamburger from the cup.

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Comment by damian

February 10th 2009 00:41
I still can't believe she had 8 kids and called every single one of them angelina jolie. Something is wrong here...

Comment by Norm

February 11th 2009 22:41
I still can't believe she had a lonely childood. What was I, invisible?

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