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Family of slain Jewish man leaves Paris trial

May 2nd 2009 02:26
The family of a Jewish man tortured and killed in 2006 walked out of a tense Paris trial yesterday in anger over comments by the man accused of murdering him, the family's lawyer said.

"He's a troll," the family of the Jewish man said, after deleting the man's pro-Christian comments from a blog, "Build a bridge and get over yourself," the accused was ordered.

The accused man, believed to believe himself to have access to numerous perspectives on things that entitle him to status of 'martyr', has no great cause.

"Can you smell that, people?" the man accused of murdering a Jew asked the court, "Good," he said, as people turned away, "I think I just spilled my guts."

The family of the Jewish man, no less Jewish than the man himself, are rumoured to be discussing a possible movie deal with Mel Gibson.

"It's like what happened to Jesus all over again," the accused said, "Except this time, it's not going to be nice," he said, in make-up for his latest extravaganza.

The accused, a great entertainer in anyone's language but most particularly his own, has yet to entertain the possibility he might be wrong about everything and anything.

"Jews know nothing about entertaining," the accused said, dancing around the latest issue of Hustler, "I mean, they can't even entertain the idea that anti-Semitism is a joke."

The accused man, a great Christian in anyone's books but most particularly his own, is proudly brought to you by the Transsexual League of the Communist Party of South East Asia.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

May 2nd 2009 02:40
"beware the hooked noses" said the anti-Semitic martyr, whilst getting irritated that noone finds racism and homophobia "subversive" anymore

troll > build a bridge

that was gold!

Comment by Norm

May 2nd 2009 02:47
A great advertisement for The Transsexual League of the Communist Party of South East Asia (TTLCPSEA).

Comment by Morgan Bell

May 2nd 2009 02:52
what a long acronym you have, sir

Comment by Norm

May 2nd 2009 02:57
My grandfather was a Sir, you know.
Knighted for his services to himself.

Comment by Morgan Bell

May 2nd 2009 04:29
no, i did not know. but now i do

Comment by RubySoho

May 2nd 2009 10:12
"It's like what happened to Jesus all over again," the accused said,

You know, that's exactly what I was thinking? It's uncanny really. I must alert the Finn brothers, for it seems that history actually does repeat.

Comment by Norm

May 2nd 2009 12:54
Morgus O'Worgus, it's okay, he was a bit of a bastard. The knob.

Rubis cubis, I think Nietzsche entertained the idea of eternal recurrence. Funny that.

Thanks for the visit, and help yourselves to a toothpick.
There's gold in them there teeth.

Comment by Janet Collins

May 3rd 2009 09:32
"Jews know nothing about entertaining,"

Are you game enough to tell Hollywood that?

Comment by Norm

May 3rd 2009 11:44
Don't mention it, JC.

Heard a funny comment listening to the footy today.
"Crucified the ball in front of goal."
On a Sunday.
My God, JC.

Comment by Janet Collins

May 3rd 2009 11:57
That would be right. Those sports commentators just pull words in from everywhere. They don't care if it makes any sense or not.

Comment by Norm

May 3rd 2009 12:01
They certainly talk with their mouths full
of it.
At least they're cheerful.

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