L. Ron Hubbard Denies Fathering Blogging Community
February 15th 2008 23:46
That old mother Hubbard embarks on another business vulture, Orble
"Orble and Scientology are totally different. On the one hand Scientology makes promises it can't keep, and Orble..." L. Ron Hubbard told his old girl.
His mother, who went to the cupboard to fetch her dog and bone, wasn't taking calls.
The baby, a scavenger, found the body.
"It was yummy," the infantile said.
Scientologists have distanced themselves from claims they are related to Orblers.
"Is Alpha-Centauri distant enough?", Orble chief Tom Cruise told tiny specks.
The insignificant specks continue to mar spaceships.
"Blogging mars the craft," said one waiter with his hands full of himself.
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