Man: I'm smarter than Mother Nature
July 17th 2008 03:15
Man loves the sound of his own hand clapping
Man, the greatest thinker since sliced head, has refused to bow to his own mater after he was caught tossing off.
"I don't bow to anyone," Man said as he sat on the verge of wiping out his old fella.
"I don't want to fuck my mother," Man said, chopping his Father, Time, into little books.
"I already have," the supreme conquerer told his alien ancestors as he played to God.
Mother Nature is not sure of her son's understanding of his place within her.
"He's an animal in the sack," she said as she put him in a sack and threw him into the abyss.
"He's not the messiah," she said looking at the true Sun.
He's a boy.
"A boy's best friend is his mother," Man had earlier said, cleaning the bath.
Mother Nature, an endless source of riches for Man, is on her last logs.
"I used to be flat here," she said of her Middle Ages.
Time, the Father of Man, is running out for some smokes.
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