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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

As predelicted by ALP soothslayer and acclaimed French siren Gerard Depardieu (pictured), the formerly heavily pregnant tinkerer of evil thoughts and Liberal stalled-wart gave a wide birth to the demon in a ritual's laughter.

"I hate to say I told you so," the flagrant frog told the depressed mother as Dr. Nelson delivered the demon from the evil clutches of the Liberal party drink tank.

In a mark of the best and brightest, we are represented by huff-wits and snakey ladders.

"Keep your nose out of my business, de Bergerac!" the expectant mater told Depardieu as dentists inspected her cavities.

The demon seed, in an ominous warming for the human-annoyed race, is expected to become the next Australian idol.

Damien Leith, the last idol and gnome's sick, was on hand to welcome his holy darkness into his farcical manifestation.

"He's got a green horn!" saucy nurses salivated as they cut the cards and handed the little bundle of jaws over too.

Evil thoughts carry evil deeds to the lower house and beyonder, bubby.


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Twins Ruin JLo's Cunning Stunt

March 21st 2008 22:15
Corn-lover, chimp-magnet, and dog-skinner, Jennifer Lopez has been upstaged in a special ceremony to honour the charitable work of her crab-catcher.

The mangey oyster, responsible for more head-trauma than her larynx, will never be the sane again after delivering two bouncing baby bangers onto a plate of mash.

The pair of sausages, mostly lips and anuses, stunningly responsible for upstaging Lopez's stunner of a stunt, are avoiding the media for fear of a squint of sauce.

Lopez strenuosly denies reports that her monkey-maker will never wink quite as well as before.

"These little ones of mine," JLo told her bank-roller, "didn't even touch the sides."

"I've still got my own lips and anus anyway," a furious JLo said while scoffing down a sausage.

Lopez is set to jump her motormouth over her grand canyon in the coming weeks.
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