Norman Bates Holds Slide Night
March 13th 2008 02:44
Mum's the word
The convicted felon took bored guests through photographs of his travails throughout poor countries in an evening of showering and sandwiches.
The Vietnam veterinarian, a purple-heart transplant recipient, told committees and jurors, white and true, that his heart bleats for the innocent.
"I'm very happy to be able to to have you here," he told embezzlers and Iranian thieves on hand.
"I just wish my mother could have made it," he said while lying on his mother's dentures.
When asked why she wasn't able to make the evening, she told daddy-long legs: "I couldn't be stuffed."
Mrs. Bates told hooked addicts, whilst playing with her fly, that a mother's best friend is himself.
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