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Corby's brothers on A Downer

June 23rd 2008 01:20
The elder brother (left) claims to be able to hear your thoughts while the younger one (rightly), claiming to be older, is thinking of a number between 19 and 21 years

The high-flying fraternal dribblings of committed drug muelse Schapelle Corby have giggled off claims by A Downer that they were behind their half-fister's spell in the joint.

"I can't be bothered," they said as they said as they said.

"They're trying to bring us down, man!" said the one with the scissors.

A Downer, an upper-crass slob and putty mouth, told detractors that he told the two swarthy men in private: "No funny business or I'll have you departed."

The departed, the fatally deceased, have been seen by potty-heads in the screams of smack eliminating from the clamber of their smacking impediments.

It's funny how sisters bear the guillotine of their brothers.

"It's a lot of buggage to handle," said one of the banana fratters as he lounged.

About the house -




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Josef Fritzl scrutinizes his daughter's profile

Captain Von Trapp, the father of his seven grandchildren, believes that the Holocaust is a conspiracy cocked up by the Jews.

"The hills are alive," the Captain said as he put the moves on his developing daughter.

The Captain, vehemently appeased to Hitler's regime, has seen his wife and daughter ruled into one.

"How do you salve a problem like the Jews?" Von Trapp mused.

"Let's just say that threats of gas will do the trucks of Jews," the Captain said addressing his offcuts.

The Captain, a stern dispisclanarian, is, deep-down, in laugh with the idea of bedding a sister.

"I like them like that," he said stroking a kitten tied up with string in his worn wooden muttons.

The Captain, unbelievably, is fancying a 15 year bit.

15 is too old for me.
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