The Sound of Music comes to reality TV
May 3rd 2008 00:28
Josef Fritzl scrutinizes his daughter's profile
Captain Von Trapp, the father of his seven grandchildren, believes that the Holocaust is a conspiracy cocked up by the Jews.
"The hills are alive," the Captain said as he put the moves on his developing daughter.
The Captain, vehemently appeased to Hitler's regime, has seen his wife and daughter ruled into one.
"How do you salve a problem like the Jews?" Von Trapp mused.
"Let's just say that threats of gas will do the trucks of Jews," the Captain said addressing his offcuts.
The Captain, a stern dispisclanarian, is, deep-down, in laugh with the idea of bedding a sister.
"I like them like that," he said stroking a kitten tied up with string in his worn wooden muttons.
The Captain, unbelievably, is fancying a 15 year bit.
15 is too old for me.
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