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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

As predelicted by ALP soothslayer and acclaimed French siren Gerard Depardieu (pictured), the formerly heavily pregnant tinkerer of evil thoughts and Liberal stalled-wart gave a wide birth to the demon in a ritual's laughter.

"I hate to say I told you so," the flagrant frog told the depressed mother as Dr. Nelson delivered the demon from the evil clutches of the Liberal party drink tank.

In a mark of the best and brightest, we are represented by huff-wits and snakey ladders.

"Keep your nose out of my business, de Bergerac!" the expectant mater told Depardieu as dentists inspected her cavities.

The demon seed, in an ominous warming for the human-annoyed race, is expected to become the next Australian idol.

Damien Leith, the last idol and gnome's sick, was on hand to welcome his holy darkness into his farcical manifestation.

"He's got a green horn!" saucy nurses salivated as they cut the cards and handed the little bundle of jaws over too.

Evil thoughts carry evil deeds to the lower house and beyonder, bubby.


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Josef Fritzl scrutinizes his daughter's profile

Captain Von Trapp, the father of his seven grandchildren, believes that the Holocaust is a conspiracy cocked up by the Jews.

"The hills are alive," the Captain said as he put the moves on his developing daughter.

The Captain, vehemently appeased to Hitler's regime, has seen his wife and daughter ruled into one.

"How do you salve a problem like the Jews?" Von Trapp mused.

"Let's just say that threats of gas will do the trucks of Jews," the Captain said addressing his offcuts.

The Captain, a stern dispisclanarian, is, deep-down, in laugh with the idea of bedding a sister.

"I like them like that," he said stroking a kitten tied up with string in his worn wooden muttons.

The Captain, unbelievably, is fancying a 15 year bit.

15 is too old for me.
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