Fart Juice, Now With Only 2% Fart!!!!
September 21st 2010 22:38
Coca-Cola, the refreshing taste of cancer in a can, is proud to announce the latest in a long line of lingering tastes.
Ever walked around smelling your own farts? Ever wished you could make the taste last longer? Ever seen a grown man naked?
Coca-Cola, bottling and sealing stimulating liquids since Renoir was a dirty Frenchman, now brings you the taste of Paris in a can.
Fart Juice, Now With Only 2% Fart, is the drink the French have been raising a glass to since they rolled over to the Germans.
Germans, humourless thigh-slappers, also enjoy drinking in the smell of their own tiny poo particles after getting crushed from all sides.
Fart juice, long held to have mystical qualities by ancient peoples, was first discovered to have mystical qualities by European settlers.
Coca-Cola, killing our kids like Crack-Cocaine kills theirs, has used all natural ingredients to give you that Fart Juice smile.
Ever walked around smelling your own farts? Ever wished you could make the taste last longer? Ever seen a grown man naked?
Coca-Cola, bottling and sealing stimulating liquids since Renoir was a dirty Frenchman, now brings you the taste of Paris in a can.
Fart Juice, Now With Only 2% Fart, is the drink the French have been raising a glass to since they rolled over to the Germans.
Germans, humourless thigh-slappers, also enjoy drinking in the smell of their own tiny poo particles after getting crushed from all sides.
Fart juice, long held to have mystical qualities by ancient peoples, was first discovered to have mystical qualities by European settlers.
Coca-Cola, killing our kids like Crack-Cocaine kills theirs, has used all natural ingredients to give you that Fart Juice smile.
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