Farts that make you skinny
January 13th 2008 01:21
Forget holding onto those embarrassing odours.
Adding these farts to your social routine can help you get the booty you want.
1. The Bubbling Porridge
Why it makes you skinny:
Severe malnutrition.
How to use it:
Close to death.
2. The Bloated Corpse
Why it makes you skinny:
If you're a bloated corpse, nothing gets rid of that nasty belly quicker than expelling hideous odours from every cavity in your cadaver.
How to use it:
Ask your mortician.
3. The Pakistani Leader
Why it makes you skinny:
You'll have the bumpers blown right off your cute little chassis.
How to use it:
Assume a position of authority in an oil rich region.
When Good Farts Go Bad
Abracadabra you'll have a brand new cadaver.
Adding these farts to your social routine can help you get the booty you want.
1. The Bubbling Porridge
Why it makes you skinny:
Severe malnutrition.
How to use it:
Close to death.
2. The Bloated Corpse
Why it makes you skinny:
If you're a bloated corpse, nothing gets rid of that nasty belly quicker than expelling hideous odours from every cavity in your cadaver.
How to use it:
Ask your mortician.
3. The Pakistani Leader
Why it makes you skinny:
You'll have the bumpers blown right off your cute little chassis.
How to use it:
Assume a position of authority in an oil rich region.
When Good Farts Go Bad
Abracadabra you'll have a brand new cadaver.
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