Fires like Armageddon: Schwarzenegger
November 17th 2008 04:45
The damage caused by fires in California have been likened to Armageddon by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"It didn't have Sylvester Stallone in it. It's a total disaster," the tiny-testicled governor told his husband as they cuddled up on the couch.
Governor Schwarzenegger assured his husband that "he'd be back" after ducking out to exchange Armageddon for something else.
"When I returned he was shackled up with another man. It was Bruce Willis. Not a complete disaster," Shwarzenegger said.
After fumbling about for the keys to his marital aids, the Californian Governor was called away by Ben Affleck's bride to-be.
"It was like Armageddon. I was glad I wasn't on the wrong side. We had a fire, so it wasn't a total disaster," Affleck told his beloved.
His beloved, none other than Matt Damon, and he, "stimulated" by Schwarzenegger's choice of movies, could only watch on.
"It's hotter than Hell," Damon corrected reporters who were huddled around the fireplace watching the movie, as well.
Scharzenegger, unable to exchange his "rental", was said to be "burning up" about the fire, as well, which also was a "let-down".
"The entire evening was a total disaster. All I ever wanted was a bit of sodomy. Instead we had the fire from hell," he said.
"It didn't have Sylvester Stallone in it. It's a total disaster," the tiny-testicled governor told his husband as they cuddled up on the couch.
Governor Schwarzenegger assured his husband that "he'd be back" after ducking out to exchange Armageddon for something else.
"When I returned he was shackled up with another man. It was Bruce Willis. Not a complete disaster," Shwarzenegger said.
After fumbling about for the keys to his marital aids, the Californian Governor was called away by Ben Affleck's bride to-be.
"It was like Armageddon. I was glad I wasn't on the wrong side. We had a fire, so it wasn't a total disaster," Affleck told his beloved.
His beloved, none other than Matt Damon, and he, "stimulated" by Schwarzenegger's choice of movies, could only watch on.
"It's hotter than Hell," Damon corrected reporters who were huddled around the fireplace watching the movie, as well.
Scharzenegger, unable to exchange his "rental", was said to be "burning up" about the fire, as well, which also was a "let-down".
"The entire evening was a total disaster. All I ever wanted was a bit of sodomy. Instead we had the fire from hell," he said.
| 53 |
| Vote |
Comment by Morgan Bell
Science News
Deep Pencil
Business News
Movie Train
Artist Quirk
do you think Matt Damon watches Armageddon just to perv on Ben Affleck?
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I don't.
Matt can't wait for the sequel. An Eternity in Hell. He's just going to have to wait like the rest of us.