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Australia is ready to blow

June 20th 2008 00:18
Australia, a ticking time bomb planted by the British cistern of justice, and full of the moribundly obtuse, is ready to explode, say starving Africans.

The striving Africans, also planted by the British sister of justice: prudence, have been dying to say something on this issue.

Their spokesman, Chilean duct-taper Robert Mugabe - responsible for the deaths of people, says that he's a machete for any man.

Westerly windy duck-tappers are Emocryptically elocuted.

"I'm more than a match for you fews," Mugabe said as he got a Brazilian under his nostril and waved his staffer in the hair.

Africans, no longer Slavs, their hands on the snips, are set to cut the cord with their colonial mothers, winch and four walls.

Colonialism is a mother of a thing at the beast of tames.

Yours says hi.

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delicious spread made from lard-arse
I can't believe it's not a butterball

The "fat sucker", as she's known on the streets, claims she's made herself the toast(spread) of the town by losing all her pounds on the track.

"I've lost track of my arsehole," the deaf vegetable spread told toasters, so many times has she had it penetrated.

Toasters raised their glasses to a running bath, before being pushed in by waiters.

The butterball's husband, Becks, told cooking toasters: "When I need someone to spread, I'll call my wife."

The posh spread, spicy, doesn't have a great rack.




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