LIPOSUCKER TURNS LARD-ARSE INTO DELICIOUS SPREAD
February 27th 2008 01:12
I can't believe it's not a butterball
The "fat sucker", as she's known on the streets, claims she's made herself the toast(spread) of the town by losing all her pounds on the track.
"I've lost track of my arsehole," the deaf vegetable spread told toasters, so many times has she had it penetrated.
Toasters raised their glasses to a running bath, before being pushed in by waiters.
The butterball's husband, Becks, told cooking toasters: "When I need someone to spread, I'll call my wife."
The posh spread, spicy, doesn't have a great rack.
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