Forbes' Least Sexy List For 2009
May 22nd 2009 04:39
Forbes magazine has released, for the first time, a list of the 10 least sexy people on the planet, with a couple of surprises.
10. Wayne Swan
A hotdog seller in Afghanistan, Swan has a moustache that hangs down to his lip and a lip that hangs down to his hotdog. For the past eight years, he has seen business go from bad to worse as his appeal as a partner in "all things hotdog" has died in the arse.
9. Wilson Tuckey
A Scottish businessman with links to the Jewish community, Tuckey has the kind of head that wouldn't be out of place hanging around a dirty-washing basket. He has consistently demonstrated in the streets against the Palestinian occupation of Islamic extremist.
8. Christopher Pyne
Christopher has a haircut that, if you saw it in the street, would make your stomach turn, not to mention your car. He has the vocal characteristics of a kindergarten teacher with a sadistic craving for power over little people, like a clergyman.
7. Kevin Rudd
Kevin is known to look through your window when you're on the toilet, and likes to put his hand in your pants when he's not watching what you're doing. Voted as one of Australia's worst roots, Kevin has a handle on "the wife's best friend", who she's known since he was six.
6. Hugo Chavez
The Socialist dictator and oily businessman, Hugo Chavez will put you off intimate relations with short and ugly men with funny facial hair for a week. Without pants on his backside he has all the appeal of a butcher's rotten display window.
5-2 Human Nature
The boy band, a group incapable of moderate vocal stylings, have consistently, over a period of several days, displayed their availability as partners in a horrific sex-crime. For further information contact your dead relatives through a certifiable medium.
1. Norm
More lifeless in the sack than a litter of kittens at the bottom of a lake, Norm makes the ironing board look less wooden, ladies. Single, for the betterment of the species, he has his eye on a little lady who should run, in the opposite direction, really fast.
courtesy of Forbes Magazine
10. Wayne Swan
A hotdog seller in Afghanistan, Swan has a moustache that hangs down to his lip and a lip that hangs down to his hotdog. For the past eight years, he has seen business go from bad to worse as his appeal as a partner in "all things hotdog" has died in the arse.
9. Wilson Tuckey
A Scottish businessman with links to the Jewish community, Tuckey has the kind of head that wouldn't be out of place hanging around a dirty-washing basket. He has consistently demonstrated in the streets against the Palestinian occupation of Islamic extremist.
8. Christopher Pyne
Christopher has a haircut that, if you saw it in the street, would make your stomach turn, not to mention your car. He has the vocal characteristics of a kindergarten teacher with a sadistic craving for power over little people, like a clergyman.
7. Kevin Rudd
Kevin is known to look through your window when you're on the toilet, and likes to put his hand in your pants when he's not watching what you're doing. Voted as one of Australia's worst roots, Kevin has a handle on "the wife's best friend", who she's known since he was six.
6. Hugo Chavez
The Socialist dictator and oily businessman, Hugo Chavez will put you off intimate relations with short and ugly men with funny facial hair for a week. Without pants on his backside he has all the appeal of a butcher's rotten display window.
5-2 Human Nature
The boy band, a group incapable of moderate vocal stylings, have consistently, over a period of several days, displayed their availability as partners in a horrific sex-crime. For further information contact your dead relatives through a certifiable medium.
1. Norm
More lifeless in the sack than a litter of kittens at the bottom of a lake, Norm makes the ironing board look less wooden, ladies. Single, for the betterment of the species, he has his eye on a little lady who should run, in the opposite direction, really fast.
courtesy of Forbes Magazine
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Comment by Janet Collins
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More lifeless in the sack than a litter of kittens at the bottom of a lake, Norm makes the ironing board look less wooden, ladies[/QUOTE]
I think this one could be swapped with:
QUOTE]10. Wayne Swan
A hotdog seller in Afghanistan, Swan has a moustache that hangs down to his lip and a lip that hangs down to his hotdog.[/QUOTE][QUOTE]
Norm, Wayne Swan has nothing on you.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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well you never know, some young people prefer their partners to be lifeless and wooden, its all about control, it reminds them of tv, the dumbest generation
stop, drop, and roll
Comment by Norm
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I might have to give up the gaspers. For a day.
Morgan, two people running in opposite directions will run into each other faster if they run faster. Or they could take it another way.
I considered the porn industry but it's the moustaches that irritate me. I'm very sensitive about my upper lip.
I may be lifeless and wooden, but I'm no dummy.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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i guess if you lived your life in a velodrome your first statement could be true
Comment by Norm
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The earth is round, Galileo.
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