Former Terrorist Nelson Mandela Predicts Osama bin Laden Will Be America's Second Muslim President
September 26th 2010 23:54
American President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Models His Head With The On-The-Shoulders Look
Nelson Mandela, as black as he was red, has called on the Democrats to support the nomination of Osama bin Laden for US President.
"He reminds me of myself at that age," Mandela said, sitting in as a guest judge on Iran's Next Top Model. "He knows how to wear a bikini."
Mandela, throwing his support behind Osama bin Laden on America's Next Muslim President, also paid tribute to America's first Muslim president.
"When Barack Obama was defeated by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad it was a great day for former terrorists all over the world," the former terrorist said, bathing.
President Ahmadinejad, the inaugural winner of America's Next Muslim President when he defeated Barack Obama, argued against a ban on the bikini.
"The only problem I have with the wearing of a bikini," he said, stepping out in a pair of high heels, "is that nobody can ever look me right in the eye."
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