Spears Dubs Her Vibrator with Jodie Foster
December 7th 2007 22:17
Rags to riches vibrating human Britney Spears has come clean about her on again off again dildo.
The dildo, who she has affectionately dubbed with the voice of Jodie Foster, is a contraption Spears has claimed has helped her reach those high notes.
"I've never liked digitally enhanced sessions", she told barrackers.
The lilac-larynxed pop idle told Jodie Foster to get on her bike and meet her at a secret location for some upholstery appreciation.
Foster, a known Communist and star of such films as Butch and the Sundance Kid, told Spears "don't stop".
The case continues.
The dildo, who she has affectionately dubbed with the voice of Jodie Foster, is a contraption Spears has claimed has helped her reach those high notes.
"I've never liked digitally enhanced sessions", she told barrackers.
The lilac-larynxed pop idle told Jodie Foster to get on her bike and meet her at a secret location for some upholstery appreciation.
Foster, a known Communist and star of such films as Butch and the Sundance Kid, told Spears "don't stop".
The case continues.
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