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Fred Nile caught in web porn scandal

September 1st 2010 23:50
Conservative NSW MP Fred Nile had denied accessing porn sites from his office and says that members of his staff were simply researching links on certain websites.

"I must confess though," Mr. Nile admitted, "that I have played a prominent role in many adult movies, including the award-winning David and Damo's Anal Adventure."

Mr Nile, from the Christian Democrat party, is well known in NSW for his conservative stance on a range of social issues, and has long opposed the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras.

"I can't stand to watch the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, any more," the rather conservative MP told listeners, "so I've decided to have my own float."

Mr Nile said his staff had been working to "build up a diagram".

"I don't care what it looks like," he screamed. "Just make sure everyone can see my arse."

Tony Windsor, one of the three independents who asked for the costings, last night described it as "a black hole''.


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Comment by Chris Champion

September 2nd 2010 02:59


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Now I know you make this stuff up. Not once during the shooting of David and Damo did I see Fred.

He was there every day for SLuts in Gagaland, though.

Comment by Norm

September 2nd 2010 03:12


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I'm not surprised you didn't see F at all on the shoot of D 'n' D's A A. I seem to recall you had your eyes closed for most it.

I've never heard of Sluts in Gagaland. I'll have to Google it at Dymock's.

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