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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

Ahmed(left) at an award ceremony held by Brenton(right)

Bogger to the stares and all-around could guy, Norm is reportedly devastated that his chums have talked to the Medea.

"They're made-up," he said of the stories his friends told to the winner of the wife and mother of the bimilennium.

His friends, Ahmed and Brenton - ghosts of the ceremonies, told sources that they aren't made up.

"We hold these thongs to be self-evident," they said in stereo.

"We reveal all," they said while brandishing their rank bottoms.

It is understood that men made themselves up in the time of Louis XIV.

"It was great then and it'll be great again," a delerious Norm told his beauty rapist.

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