Jury finds defendant Guilty after reading horoscope
June 12th 2008 03:02
The jury found the defendant 7 Across Not innocent because Libra The scales will be tipped against someone with good reason.
The judge, a manager with a funny wig and a smashing hammer, was at a loss to describe the justice cistern.
"I can't believe people would believe their astrological reading was accurate," the judge said as a Jehovah's witness swore on the Bible.
"I swear by it," the witness told unwitting householders.
They had to be invited in for a battered scone.
The guilty man, undeniably so, faces a lengthy sentence.
"I hope it's not too long," said the head juror, cryptically.
"I get bored if they're too long," he noted vertically.
Tattslotto will be drawn tonight.
The judge, a manager with a funny wig and a smashing hammer, was at a loss to describe the justice cistern.
"I can't believe people would believe their astrological reading was accurate," the judge said as a Jehovah's witness swore on the Bible.
"I swear by it," the witness told unwitting householders.
They had to be invited in for a battered scone.
The guilty man, undeniably so, faces a lengthy sentence.
"I hope it's not too long," said the head juror, cryptically.
"I get bored if they're too long," he noted vertically.
Tattslotto will be drawn tonight.
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