Coalition pounces on Garrett's 'giraffe'
November 3rd 2007 02:20
Garrett's 'giraffe'
The hot-panted Labor drummer Peter Garrett has scoffed at claims his giraffe is a camel following Opposition crooner Peter Costello's attempts to hump his 'leg'.
"I scoff at these claims", the belated percussionist said as he went through his gymnastics routine at his run-down garrett.
But the Liberal Party - so named because they are conservative - has given him a liberal dousing in expensive liquor that only Liberals can get their sanctified mittens on.
"Garrett is a puppet who wants to be a real boy. But you need one of these to be a real boy!" Alex Downer said as he unveiled his elephantine election initiative.
To which Kevin Rudd - a quarter Chinese said - "It's erection time."
Australians are set to go to the box every night after work-for-the-dole.
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