Germaine Greer: I have AIDS, spread it around
July 27th 2008 00:23
Dinner-dishing whore, kitchen-bound prostitute, ghost-writer for Al Gore, closet Christian, uterus on legs, terrorist pilot, eulogist for the dearly deported, Germaine Greer has contracted AIDS after being at the centre of a gang-bang of left-leaning nut-jobs.
"I was the first person to get the disease," she explained, as she flailed the decaying carcass of notional hero, Steve Irwin.
"Mother Teresa told me in a dream to infect the world with joy," she said, using a sting-ray's barb for a toothpick.
"I'm afraid the best I could do was spread disease," the Amazonian veteran of numerous beneficient government funds said, eyeing off her African victims.
The disease, not in the Bible, should be. It's just that good at killing the poor and ignorant.
God, it's a testament to your greatness.
"It's a ripper!" Bible-pashers told themselves as the world, spinning on its axis, went about its grinning.
"Crikey, if God is love then I'm a monkey's uncle," Greer preached, picking fleas from her avuncularly shaped testicles, as she prepared a service for her congregation.
God, only humans form families.
"I was the first person to get the disease," she explained, as she flailed the decaying carcass of notional hero, Steve Irwin.
"Mother Teresa told me in a dream to infect the world with joy," she said, using a sting-ray's barb for a toothpick.
"I'm afraid the best I could do was spread disease," the Amazonian veteran of numerous beneficient government funds said, eyeing off her African victims.
The disease, not in the Bible, should be. It's just that good at killing the poor and ignorant.
God, it's a testament to your greatness.
"It's a ripper!" Bible-pashers told themselves as the world, spinning on its axis, went about its grinning.
"Crikey, if God is love then I'm a monkey's uncle," Greer preached, picking fleas from her avuncularly shaped testicles, as she prepared a service for her congregation.
God, only humans form families.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
Deep Pencil
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Artist Quirk
well suddenly that puts everything in a new light . . .
Comment by RubySoho
Music Zone
Thought Zone
Priceless.
Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
speaking of new lights, I wouldn't mind if the sun poked through the clouds today. I'm sure it's lovely where you are.
Ruby,
locusts, plagues and floods have got nothing on it.
I can't wait for the next testament.
The wait is killing me.
Maybe they could do a prequel too.
Mrs M,
it's just a bit of a laugh without the laughter.
You're so kind.