German ad promotes use of condoms with Mao Zedong, Adolf Hitler and Osama bin laden
April 17th 2009 22:33
CHINA'S official media and outspoken bloggers have protested over a German advertisement promoting the use of condoms which shows revolutionary leader Mao Zedong as a sperm cell alongside Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden.
"We are outspoken blogger and we are strongly protest use of false image of paternal father of all our people because we believe condom bad and promote spread of AIDS through developing world," wrote one outspoken blogger, strapped into a polygraph machine.
The spread of AIDS, closely tied to the exchange of material between at least two people, has created an orgy of information not seen since Vietnamese communists threatened to take over the entire world with their bizarre sexual customs, which they picked up holidaying in France.
"We people of China. We must join together. To fight spread of AIDS. We must not join together. To fight spread of AIDS. We people of China," China's official media source, and Orble equivalent, wrote in so many words.
The people of China, the largest people in the known universe, have condemned the use of condoms to get a point across, in a startling reminder that a young person stood in front of a machine of war and asked it to roll on, despite the obvious difficulties a tank has in rolling on.
"American infidels," Osama bin Laden said in an exclusive interview, "You must die. You are only human, after all. I think I know what I'm talking about. Some of my best friends are Americans," he said, breaking out into a rendition of a few of our favourites and a nasty rash.
Everyone, who's ever tried to get a condom on before anyone discovers you making sweet love with your fist, knows that the use of humour, frowned upon by tyrants and typists alike, is the only known way to stop tyranny in its tracks; that, and asking it.
"We are outspoken blogger and we are strongly protest use of false image of paternal father of all our people because we believe condom bad and promote spread of AIDS through developing world," wrote one outspoken blogger, strapped into a polygraph machine.
The spread of AIDS, closely tied to the exchange of material between at least two people, has created an orgy of information not seen since Vietnamese communists threatened to take over the entire world with their bizarre sexual customs, which they picked up holidaying in France.
"We people of China. We must join together. To fight spread of AIDS. We must not join together. To fight spread of AIDS. We people of China," China's official media source, and Orble equivalent, wrote in so many words.
The people of China, the largest people in the known universe, have condemned the use of condoms to get a point across, in a startling reminder that a young person stood in front of a machine of war and asked it to roll on, despite the obvious difficulties a tank has in rolling on.
"American infidels," Osama bin Laden said in an exclusive interview, "You must die. You are only human, after all. I think I know what I'm talking about. Some of my best friends are Americans," he said, breaking out into a rendition of a few of our favourites and a nasty rash.
Everyone, who's ever tried to get a condom on before anyone discovers you making sweet love with your fist, knows that the use of humour, frowned upon by tyrants and typists alike, is the only known way to stop tyranny in its tracks; that, and asking it.
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Then I say: Hate and...
No, sorry.
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