German man gets a Pole's arms
October 8th 2008 22:33
A German man, his living room ample, has signalled his country's desire to dominate the world, once more, by having a pair of Polish arms attached to his armless torso.
"Now I can sign all sorts of treaties that I have no intention of upholding," the suspicious looking German, German, told his right-hand man, Polish, who was missing one.
"To my wife, I love you," the Pole said, as his wife also a Pole, was used to touch up a particularly unsightly woman from 2 feet away, in an act of three scenes and two feet.
"It's a classic modern structure," avant-garde directors, on the cutting edge of going out with a limb, told audience mumblers who were beside themselves with seating arrangements.
"They're a bit short," the German man, trusted as long as he's thrown, said as he dreamt of one day getting a handjob off someone other than his wife, a Pole of about two feet and a head.
"It's alright we can let them out a bit," the microwave surgeon, spinning in his chair and cooking from the inside out, said, really cooking with gas and stitching everyone up.
The German man, in an ominous omen of things to come, was today plotting to get more arms from places as far away as Iran and North Korea attached to his living apparatus.
"Now I can sign all sorts of treaties that I have no intention of upholding," the suspicious looking German, German, told his right-hand man, Polish, who was missing one.
"To my wife, I love you," the Pole said, as his wife also a Pole, was used to touch up a particularly unsightly woman from 2 feet away, in an act of three scenes and two feet.
"It's a classic modern structure," avant-garde directors, on the cutting edge of going out with a limb, told audience mumblers who were beside themselves with seating arrangements.
"They're a bit short," the German man, trusted as long as he's thrown, said as he dreamt of one day getting a handjob off someone other than his wife, a Pole of about two feet and a head.
"It's alright we can let them out a bit," the microwave surgeon, spinning in his chair and cooking from the inside out, said, really cooking with gas and stitching everyone up.
The German man, in an ominous omen of things to come, was today plotting to get more arms from places as far away as Iran and North Korea attached to his living apparatus.
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I think you went out on a limb on this one, but it poled off.
Lilla ..
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i think that about most people!
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Mich, I know exactly what you mean
Morg, people aren't to be trusted, take it from me (and you).
Cheers
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