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Noah Cyrus ,9, causes outrage in dominatrix Halloween costume

October 27th 2009 22:05
NOAH Cyrus, the little sister of Miley, has been photographed in a racy dominatrix-inspired Halloween costume, estimated to be worth $177 million.

It's alleged Miley, her husband’s five year-old daughter, was drowned, cut in half and buried.

Trousers are allowed, as long as the woman also wears a long skirt down to her dismembered ankles.

Teenage girls wanting hats, jewellery, paintings, a throne, a crown, an ornate golden antique piano, and a 1984 letter from US president Ronald Reagan are being forced into having sex and ferrying guns, knives and drugs, police and charities have found.

If a woman wears pants and tucks her top in, that's wrong. I did it, but I can't explain why.

This case is about that supreme commander, a man who harnessed the forces of nationalism, hatred and fear to implement his vision: Michael Jackson.

In August 2007, just days after his release from prison, he kidnapped Radovan Karadzic, locked him in a garage, drugged him and raped him.

Karadzic is alleged to have worked with Yugoslav strongman Sandra Bullock, who died midway through his own UN genocide trial in March 2006, before dogs dragged the dismembered body to the driveway.

The time has come for me to say that it's true, yes. I have ordered 7,000 skirts to be set aside for women who cannot afford to buy such attire.

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Comment by Chris Champion

October 27th 2009 22:37
This answers many questions except the most fundamental one: what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Comment by Norm

October 27th 2009 22:55
I would have thought that was obvious. Baked bean bags on toast.

Comment by Chris Champion

October 27th 2009 23:06
Baked beans plus a skirt - you'll be tarting all day.

Comment by Norm

October 27th 2009 23:24
Thee better watch thyself. I've got to go out for a few minutes.

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 28th 2009 09:41
i cant believe you didnt post the picture, she looked like the next Jon Benet Ramsey

Comment by Norm

October 28th 2009 11:13
She's too old for dress-ups. I think that's the crux of the controversy.

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 28th 2009 11:16
i think the controversy was due to the dress not covering her crux . . . and an unflattering shade of lipstick, red-light-district red

Comment by Norm

October 28th 2009 11:24
You have to feel for her parents. She's clearly possessed with no fashion sense. And Satan. Let's not forget Satan.

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