God and Country: To Die For
July 3rd 2009 02:14
God and country, too fictional by far, have tricked enough people out there to throw their lives away for the promise of land or the promised land, according to some big prophets.
"If Islam isn't a superior religion to Christianity in every way," Mohammed said, sitting all over Jesus, "then there's no such thing as dying to go to heaven," he predicted, going to war.
Mohammed, a man on a mission, has spoken for the first time about the events he predicted would take place in the trenches of The Great War, that left an inedible impression on him.
"You had all these good Christian soldiers," he explained to a plastic Jesus, "and they just killed themselves for no reason on earth," he said, stomach turning. "Heaven's above."
Jesus, no stranger to killing himself, has spent a lifetime in "Hell" waiting for the day he could "return" to project himself upon others, thus enabling him to judge with extreme prejudice.
"I have returned," Jesus explained, melting hearts, "and I promise I won't kill myself," laughing John the Baptist's head off, he said, "A Suicidal Hero's Information Booklet" in hand.
God, a very promising writer of fictional texts, had a hand in the updated edition that just "killed them in The First World War", and predicted very big things for those dying to go.
"I can't hold it in anymore," God said, pissing himself. "I've about had it with the whole ungodly race," he explained about humans, "because they don't want my fiction in their lives."
"If Islam isn't a superior religion to Christianity in every way," Mohammed said, sitting all over Jesus, "then there's no such thing as dying to go to heaven," he predicted, going to war.
Mohammed, a man on a mission, has spoken for the first time about the events he predicted would take place in the trenches of The Great War, that left an inedible impression on him.
"You had all these good Christian soldiers," he explained to a plastic Jesus, "and they just killed themselves for no reason on earth," he said, stomach turning. "Heaven's above."
Jesus, no stranger to killing himself, has spent a lifetime in "Hell" waiting for the day he could "return" to project himself upon others, thus enabling him to judge with extreme prejudice.
"I have returned," Jesus explained, melting hearts, "and I promise I won't kill myself," laughing John the Baptist's head off, he said, "A Suicidal Hero's Information Booklet" in hand.
God, a very promising writer of fictional texts, had a hand in the updated edition that just "killed them in The First World War", and predicted very big things for those dying to go.
"I can't hold it in anymore," God said, pissing himself. "I've about had it with the whole ungodly race," he explained about humans, "because they don't want my fiction in their lives."
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