Al Gore boils his girlfriend's flesh
October 12th 2007 23:13
Gore gets a fat one
Al Gore has celebrated his induction into Tennis Hall of Fame by boiling the prime flesh of former girlfriend Oprah Winfrey.
"It's on special occasions such as these that we should all be able to eat friendly hams."
With the overpopulation of the planet severely jeopardizing the planet itself, Gore has strongly advocated dismembering other Sudanese immigrants.
Winfrey, a Sudanese import, was grain fed.
Said Kevin Andrews, a guest of Gore's, "It's convenient that this particular African was so ample. Mostly they're waifers. Let's see how this one assimilates into my constitution."
Winfrey, a one-time sandwich for Bill Clinton, will tomorrow be a sandwich for running-mate Gore.
"She's not a communist, but she is red meat nonetheless", Gore said as he finished off the last few pages attending him.
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