Govt to apologise for sauce mix-up
January 15th 2008 22:58
Things last night turned nippy at a wild party organised by a blubbering teenager with Greek fans being sprayed with garlic sauce.
Fans grasped for hair as the Greeks raised their arms above their heads.
"The air turned foul when the cops asked them to stick their hands up." one Chilean dictator on a respirator said.
Japanese whalers, who have undertaken scientific research on the teenager they claim is part of their quota, have held up signs to the media to the effect that, "He looks and sounds like a normal teenager".
The normal teenager, who many believe to be the fashion victim in all this, has told the media that the rowdy Greeks were protesting the new surface of the courts.
"Mate, these courts are a disgrace, mate." one said, "They should be concrete. Concrete, mate. Concrete."
Police who rushed on the scene to impress this really hot girl in the front row are pleased with the teenager's abduction by alien vessels but slightly miffed that the girl was watching herself on the big screen.
The Government has said that it's sorry it can't steal this generation.
Fans grasped for hair as the Greeks raised their arms above their heads.
"The air turned foul when the cops asked them to stick their hands up." one Chilean dictator on a respirator said.
Japanese whalers, who have undertaken scientific research on the teenager they claim is part of their quota, have held up signs to the media to the effect that, "He looks and sounds like a normal teenager".
The normal teenager, who many believe to be the fashion victim in all this, has told the media that the rowdy Greeks were protesting the new surface of the courts.
"Mate, these courts are a disgrace, mate." one said, "They should be concrete. Concrete, mate. Concrete."
Police who rushed on the scene to impress this really hot girl in the front row are pleased with the teenager's abduction by alien vessels but slightly miffed that the girl was watching herself on the big screen.
The Government has said that it's sorry it can't steal this generation.
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