Grimshaw fires back at 'arrogant narcissist' Ramsay
June 10th 2009 00:21
TV host Tracy Grimshaw is not holding her breath for an apology from Gordon Ramsay despite being publicly denigrated by the celebrity chef.
"I'm not holding my breath for an apology," Grimshaw said, "I'm doing it for the victims of sexual abuse," she said, sucking in the big ones.
The 72-year-old actor who shot to fame in 1970s TV series Kung Fu was found dead in a hotel in Bangkok last Thursday.
"I know I don't look like a 72-year-old actor," Grimshaw pleaded to viewers, "but that's what being starved of oxygen can do when you've seen it all."
The woman agreed that while on a "cocktail" of prescription drugs she managed to cook, clean and shop for groceries and manage a household budget, but she did not recognise signs her daughter was gravely ill.
"I make a mean Shirley Temple," Grimshaw said, planning a brief trip. "On the good ship, lollipop," she explained, "it's a short trip to the candy shop," she went on, as Gordon Ramsay attempted a belated apology only to find his microphone wasn't working.
GORDON Ramsay's comments about Tracy Grimshaw were "off" and represented a new form of low life, Prime Minister Kevin Rudd says.
"I was working the boards at the time," Rudd told viewers, skipping the light fantastic, "I forgot that you needed to turn him on before shooting."
Relatives of the Kill Bill star believe he was "assassinated" because he was trying to expose an underworld marital arts group.
"I bet you didn't know I was in Kill Bill," Ramsay said, "I was one of those trying to expose the marital art of fidelity," he said. "I know karate," he said, smacking his chops.
The six-minute video showed the girl performing oral sex on the man on the upper deck of a bus as it rides across Hong Kong island with a few other passengers on board.
"Now you know why I was holding my breath," Grimshaw, the star of Kill Bill said, "I hate that smell you get on the bus," she told voyuers, holding her nose.
FOUL-mouthed British chef Gordon Ramsay denies he called A Current Affair host Tracy Grimshaw a lesbian before criticising the TV presenter for "attacking his wife."
"I called her a poofter," Ramsay said, "I had no idea she was a woman," he explained, validating the tickets he has on himself. "I'm very sorry," he said, giving himself a much-needed facial.
He was naked and had a rope tied around his neck, wrists and genitals.
"I'm not holding my breath for an apology," Grimshaw said, "I'm doing it for the victims of sexual abuse," she said, sucking in the big ones.
The 72-year-old actor who shot to fame in 1970s TV series Kung Fu was found dead in a hotel in Bangkok last Thursday.
"I know I don't look like a 72-year-old actor," Grimshaw pleaded to viewers, "but that's what being starved of oxygen can do when you've seen it all."
The woman agreed that while on a "cocktail" of prescription drugs she managed to cook, clean and shop for groceries and manage a household budget, but she did not recognise signs her daughter was gravely ill.
"I make a mean Shirley Temple," Grimshaw said, planning a brief trip. "On the good ship, lollipop," she explained, "it's a short trip to the candy shop," she went on, as Gordon Ramsay attempted a belated apology only to find his microphone wasn't working.
GORDON Ramsay's comments about Tracy Grimshaw were "off" and represented a new form of low life, Prime Minister Kevin Rudd says.
"I was working the boards at the time," Rudd told viewers, skipping the light fantastic, "I forgot that you needed to turn him on before shooting."
Relatives of the Kill Bill star believe he was "assassinated" because he was trying to expose an underworld marital arts group.
"I bet you didn't know I was in Kill Bill," Ramsay said, "I was one of those trying to expose the marital art of fidelity," he said. "I know karate," he said, smacking his chops.
The six-minute video showed the girl performing oral sex on the man on the upper deck of a bus as it rides across Hong Kong island with a few other passengers on board.
"Now you know why I was holding my breath," Grimshaw, the star of Kill Bill said, "I hate that smell you get on the bus," she told voyuers, holding her nose.
FOUL-mouthed British chef Gordon Ramsay denies he called A Current Affair host Tracy Grimshaw a lesbian before criticising the TV presenter for "attacking his wife."
"I called her a poofter," Ramsay said, "I had no idea she was a woman," he explained, validating the tickets he has on himself. "I'm very sorry," he said, giving himself a much-needed facial.
He was naked and had a rope tied around his neck, wrists and genitals.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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i like how you just slipped that in . . . very sly!
i feel like you are a DJ mixing two news feeds together, a seamless flow of two beats, or an abrupt jerking from one rhythm to the next
bravo
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I'll wear your analogy about the DJ.
I've had it made into a vinyl jumpsuit.
I like to call this stylee Beat Black and Blue.
It's more about the missus than the hits.
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I can't see the keys.
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roast leg of clone with chimera cutlets
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