Harry Potter star Radcliffe denies smoking pot
November 14th 2009 21:41
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has denied smoking marijuana at a party, after a report appeared in British tabloid the Daily Mirror.
"I and I don't smoke no ganja, mon," Radcliffe told Babylon "and I and I categorically deny these...ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...we think that Milo tastes like sand. I hate cats."
"Daniel does smoke 'em occasional funny cigarette, mon," he said, "but I and I not Daniel, mon. I and I plays a character devoid of character. We plays Prince Harry for all he's got."
Radcliffe, in the mix to play Cheech and Chong in the upcoming biopic to be shot on his mobile phone, has called for calm, after forgetting the number for Pizza Hut.
"After smoking that funny cigarette," he told the decapitated head of J.K. Rowling, "I think I could definitely find it within myself to play two people."
"And we definitely refute these allegation!" he said, "These people are wrong about a lot, mon. That was hardly a party. I can't remember seeing any cocaine. A Rastafarian leprechaun, on the other hand..."
"Now, if you'll excuse us," he requested upon reflection, "We have to go and rehearse a few lines on the mirror. Quick, Mildred. He's got a magic dragon. I'll shave you! I'm hungry and depressed. Who said that? Yes, Veronica. It was Winston Churchill. Very good. Mummy has a lot to answer for. She once went on Mastermind. Special Area: between the legs."
Radcliffe, a representative of the People Against Pop Stars Making England Anally Retentive (PAPSMEAR), will begin shooting Heroin Into His Arm, by Sid Vicious, in a matter of time.
"I and I don't smoke no ganja, mon," Radcliffe told Babylon "and I and I categorically deny these...ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...we think that Milo tastes like sand. I hate cats."
"Daniel does smoke 'em occasional funny cigarette, mon," he said, "but I and I not Daniel, mon. I and I plays a character devoid of character. We plays Prince Harry for all he's got."
Radcliffe, in the mix to play Cheech and Chong in the upcoming biopic to be shot on his mobile phone, has called for calm, after forgetting the number for Pizza Hut.
"After smoking that funny cigarette," he told the decapitated head of J.K. Rowling, "I think I could definitely find it within myself to play two people."
"And we definitely refute these allegation!" he said, "These people are wrong about a lot, mon. That was hardly a party. I can't remember seeing any cocaine. A Rastafarian leprechaun, on the other hand..."
"Now, if you'll excuse us," he requested upon reflection, "We have to go and rehearse a few lines on the mirror. Quick, Mildred. He's got a magic dragon. I'll shave you! I'm hungry and depressed. Who said that? Yes, Veronica. It was Winston Churchill. Very good. Mummy has a lot to answer for. She once went on Mastermind. Special Area: between the legs."
Radcliffe, a representative of the People Against Pop Stars Making England Anally Retentive (PAPSMEAR), will begin shooting Heroin Into His Arm, by Sid Vicious, in a matter of time.
Radcliffe draws on marijuana for inspiration
| 49 |
| Vote |
subscribe to this blog
